My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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