Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Randomize
