Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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