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my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
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Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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