He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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