i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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