Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
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