i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
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