East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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