idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
He passed out mid-signature
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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