That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
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