I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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