So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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