I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I'm experimenting with sincerity
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
soo... how was my night?
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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