I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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