I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
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