Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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