you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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