Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
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If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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