i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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