she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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