sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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