So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
He? As in you personified your dick?
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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