thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
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