Do vagina's smell?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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