If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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