that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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