Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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