All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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