My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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