and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Randomize
