I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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