No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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