his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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