what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Randomize
