It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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