If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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