yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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