we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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