so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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