you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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