i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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