OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
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