Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Randomize