i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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