the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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