somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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