I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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