If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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