im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
no. you can't hotbox the world.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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