I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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