Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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