Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
last night i told the bartender i only have 3 days left to live so i wouldnt have to pay for drinks
this morning i woke up with a nothing but a pair of what i believe are fairy wings on - and the bartender in my bed
he thinks ill be dead by monday and still came home w me.. WTF?
messed up. what color are the wings?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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