very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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