we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I have aggressive nipples.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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