After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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