Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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