We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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