The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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